Never commit a mistake of Programming to long

You've been programming too long when When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

*When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

*When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.

*When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"

*When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.

*When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.

*When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.

*When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.

*When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.