Jokes

*A sardar got an invitation to a party which said 'Red Tie Only." When he went to the party, he was surprised to see that others were wearing pants and shirts also.

*Santa to salesman : I want a pink curtain for my computer screen.
Salesman : But sir computers dont need curtains.
Santa : Hello.. I got 'Windows' !!

*Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright

*On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend
asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

*CID to Santa : Why criminals leave their finger prints after their work?
Santa : Sir, criminals r uneducated.
If they r educated,
they wud leave their signature

*Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

*Interviewer: what's ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewer : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji :(smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....


*A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating

*Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....

*2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sardar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

*Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion......
...... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"